Pura Vida

Hey my names Mason and I live in California

theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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hotsenator:

California weather is like.. summer: “really hot summer” fall: “hot summer” winter: “warm summer” spring: “nice summer”

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alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

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pleatedjeans:

Who is this guy? What is he doing? Tell me your secrets. [x]

slomps:

Imagine being given a book with a photo of every person you’d ever met

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tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

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