Pura Vida

Hey my names Mason and I live in California




There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele


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California weather is like.. summer: “really hot summer” fall: “hot summer” winter: “warm summer” spring: “nice summer”

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one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

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Who is this guy? What is he doing? Tell me your secrets. [x]


Imagine being given a book with a photo of every person you’d ever met

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my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

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